My quick write about the lady with the anoying axe and the coconut

This story you might find it funny. In the beautiful island of Samoa a lady from Ireland was so angry because she was lost in the forest. After 5 hours of searching for a city she got hungry. Suddenly she found a talking axe it was gold. When the lady threw her in the woods the lady was trying to hit the coconut tree and she missed. After a 1 hour walk the axe found the lady and she was drinking a coconut juice under a coconut tree. Suddenly the lady got up to have a stretch, she fell when she went back, hit the coconut tree and a coconut fell on When she got up she was so angry she threw the axe to the tree and it bounced back to her and she ran for her life and after 2 mins of running she was rolling down a very steep hill of Apia and she found the airport but then she still missed her flight to New Zealand.